Nick

Nick is a character in the Random News, known for his love of shin-kicking people. He appears in most issues of the Random News and is based on a real-life person. Nick lives in Active Volcano Land, and has been featured in The Fat Adventure aswell. He will appear as a trading card.

Nick is usually in cameo apperances in the series, with references in the news and also in the Fat Adventure. Usually ending up with him in the fat adventure is an automatic fail, and he is not different to Chuck Norris, as he always wins and is indefeatable. The Shin Kicking is usually the main attack Nick uses in the Fat Adventure, although it is not usually implied. Clearly he wins the shin-kicking competion of VIOLECE!!!!!! He uses the phrase, "We ask questions no one else even DARES think about!!!!"